
nobody ever tells you how fucking hard it is to try and fill yourself with good thoughts and good vibes when you’re just really fucking tired and sad and on the verge of giving up

By Rob. You know what’s hot? A woman who donates to Kickstarter. ;*
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cyanideandhappiness/joking-hazard
(Or a man, for that matter. Let’s get sexy!)
what disease do beekeepers get
hives
hives is a skin reaction due to excess antihistimines not a disease
hives
I work as a bagger and a customer was being a dick to me so I ripped holes at the bottom of his bags but put them in his cart carefully so he wouldn’t see. Now I happily imagine what happened when he tried to carry his milk up to his door
a cat: *touches me with its small hand*
me: *eyes tearing up* thank you






