Bribes
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me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house

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bewbin:
“ anabbyaday:
“ bewbin:
“ me about to blaze the pot
”
bet youre not even really high
”
bruh
”

bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh

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heart-hope:

nobody ever tells you how fucking hard it is to try and fill yourself with good thoughts and good vibes when you’re just really fucking tired and sad and on the verge of giving up

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explosm:
“ By Rob. You know what’s hot? A woman who donates to Kickstarter. ;*
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cyanideandhappiness/joking-hazard
(Or a man, for that matter. Let’s get sexy!)
”

explosm:

By Rob. You know what’s hot? A woman who donates to Kickstarter. ;*
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cyanideandhappiness/joking-hazard
(Or a man, for that matter. Let’s get sexy!)

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unclefather:
“ gardenofctrlaltdelete:
“ he played himself
”
Congratulations
”

unclefather:

gardenofctrlaltdelete:

he played himself

Congratulations

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startwerk-tos:

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zackisontumblr:

what disease do beekeepers get

hives

hives is a skin reaction due to excess antihistimines not a disease

hives

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pettyrevenge:

I work as a bagger and a customer was being a dick to me so I ripped holes at the bottom of his bags but put them in his cart carefully so he wouldn’t see. Now I happily imagine what happened when he tried to carry his milk up to his door

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cleromancy:

a cat: *touches me with its small hand*
me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

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deseased:

ralph lauren f/w 2013